When you call, I’ll actually spend time with you on the phone. It’s not that you actually deserve my time – and I’ll probably tell you what a total loser you are – but where else are you going to find a gorgeous, attractive woman to spend time with you? And I’ll tell you how I’m going to spend your money to make myself pretty, happy and wealthy, in great and exciting detail. Your true worth is as a money pig and pay slave, and I’m waiting, to make that clear to you. You may have money, but *I* am the true Goddess – the one who is deserving of it. You’re fortunate that I’m willing to take it.

Call Goddess Eden
877-882-OBEY